#also jfc i think the last time chris appeared in the legacy was right after wesley was born

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To the Met Ball! (2/3)

(note Joan's opinion on Chris' outfit does not reflect my opinion. I love it bahahahah)

Christian: [laughs] If you wanted to get frisky in the car you shoulda rented a limo!

Deacon: Nahh, you'd just sit in my lap like old times.

Christian: We're not giving the whole gala a free show like that!

Deacon: [tsk] I suppose you have a point. You get to keep that top, right?

Christian: Of course. I do have to show it off before you tear it off, though.

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[TV BROADCAST]

Joan: And we're back! I see Deacon Royal continues his trend of just wearing any suit to these things. You would think his model wife would dress him up a LITTLE!

Lucille: As fine as that man is, he could wear gym shorts to the Gala and I'd forgive him.

Joan: You know, I would too. But here's the good stuff! Let's get a look at Chris!! …. Oh she NEVER disappoints!!

Lucille: Oh you like it?

Joan: Oh f*** no! It's not on theme, it's trashy, it's disjointed! I honestly admire Christian Royal's ability to take any opportunity to wear glorified stripper clothes!

Lucille: I think you're being too harsh! I kinda like it!

Joan: Well you have strange tastes.

Lucille: If I looked like Chris Royal does at, what 45? I'd wear what she does too!

Joan: Easy to look that way when you've had work done!

Lucille: You think she has? I don't!

Joan: You're precious. I will give Chris this however, I am never bored at her red carpets. She might always go on my worst dressed list, but I'm at least talking about her!

Lucille: It's true, I'm always interested to see what she comes up with!

Joan: Something else that's precious, is how much Opal looks like her Daddy.

Lucille: She really is the spitting image!

Joan: [And oh! Looks like my favorites are rollin' right up in the Royce!]

Lucille: Haha! Back after this commercial break!